sleep:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

lofichick:

Ray Tintori & MGMT - Caught in the Act: Art in Brooklyn.  Please see 6:56 for Andrew dancing.  Also, this is completely different video than the making of Electric Feel we’ve seen before.  

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”