r.i.p lil mike

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smartgirlsattheparty:

Happy Birthday, Beyonce Amy Poehler! (September 16th)

Happy Birthday to Beyonce Amy Pueblo Poehler. 

and thank you to all you PoehlerBears for the love!!!

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vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

vajupiter:

slapdong:

vajupiter:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

You can be an adult and not have all your adult teeth.

Sounds like someone doesnt have all her adult teeth

FUCK OFF

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

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comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

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bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

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